Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
COCAINE IS GR8
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