I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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