Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
operation have a gay friend backfired
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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