I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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