But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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