...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
The ass gains better be worth it
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