does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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