Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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