I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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