A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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