Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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