You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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