it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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