Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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