I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
