The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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