Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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