Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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