we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Slut skills are useful in every country.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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