My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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