I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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