His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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