Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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