You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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