Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i would punch a child for taco bell
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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