dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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