i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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