at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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