dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i drank out of a bidet.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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