he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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