belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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