quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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