...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
im holly from the hills drunk
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
