I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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