My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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