How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize