I must be too annoying 4 u.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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