He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
