So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Can you bring me the toilet please
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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