Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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