I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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