The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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