U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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