And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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