This girl is more easily done than said...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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