What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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