why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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