you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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