happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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