I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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