I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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