Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Pants are for mortals
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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