i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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