Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
