And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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